The community—Nice to see President Bridges and the rest of the administration getting the shit they deserve for running this school into the ground.
—a concerned and angry student
ATTENTION STUPID MORONS—Do you like shitty movies? Of course you fucking do, you asshole. Don't lie to me.
Do you like listening to a grumpy bastard yell at things? Shut up, I don't give a fuck.
Tune into 90.5 KWCW Thursday mornings from midnight to two for Cranky Frank's Movie Masochism; it's not like you've got anything better to do.
This week, as the first installment of our series Blunt Force Troma, we're gonna be watching the piece of fucking shit called Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead. Like you, it has no redeemable qualities.
BONUS ROUND: Special guest Kyle will be on the show.
BONUS BONUS ROUND: He's single, ladies. ;)